Friday, 4 September 2009

I Wish I Hadn’t…Or do I?

I have always been interested in decent beers, always checking the beer isle at supermarkets for something a bit different but it wasn’t until I bought Michael Jackson’s ‘Great Beer Guide: 500 Classic Brews’ that it started to become somewhat of an obsession.



After flicking through the pages of this great book I decided it would be a good idea to tick off the beers that I’d already had. Now, in hindsight this was not the cleverest thing to do, given my predisposition to slightly obsessive behaviour, and I’m sure you can imagine where I went from there.

I currently stand at 146 out of 500, (although I have another five in my possession that I haven’t drunk yet) which is respectable given that I have only had the book for eight months. Thankfully though I have been able to get past the stage where the most important thing was the tick, and I have reached the even more dangerous stage where I am developing my own opinion about the beer. I still get an incredible buzz when I get my hand on something that the late, great MJ recommended but my beer shop hauls no longer consist of just these beers.

I’d like to think that I am not the only one who has suffered from the obsession of the tick.

So, what are the benefits of this obsession?

  1. If you don’t have a vast knowledge of beer, it is a good place to start, as it can introduce you to a great many styles you probably didn’t know existed, and also some of the best breweries.
  2. When you stumble across a beer from the book in an unexpected place, it’s beyond exciting. This does happen quite a lot with me, as I have read through it so many time that I know almost every bloody beer in there!
  3. You get to know the best places to buy good beer as well as rare beer.

And, what are the drawbacks?

  1. You can overlook good beer just because it doesn’t earn you a tick.
  2. Discontinued beers. You’ll find that some of the beers are impossible to get your hands on because they are no longer brewed. This is infuriating, and every time you find one it makes the whole ticking enterprise more and more futile. A good example of this is the Imperial Russian Stout brewed by Courage. Also, Pitfield’s 1850 Shoreditch Porter. Oh, and not forgetting Okocim Porter (no longer brewed but I’m reliably informed that there are still bottles floating around in America). In fact there should be a law that prohibits breweries from discontinuing beers that are featured in books by respected beer writers, as it’s cruel to flaunt these mega beers in our faces saying how great they are and then taking them away again. Anyway, you get the idea.
  3. You may annoy your girlfriend and her family by insisting on driving to the Beacon Hotel in Dudley after a family funeral, just so you can try Sarah Hughes Dark Ruby. Well, we were in Birmingham anyway. Luckily I have an understanding girlfriend.

Probably not an exhaustive list of pros and cons, so feel free to add more. Anyway, I seem to have gone off track a bit with the overall flow of this entry. The point I wanted to make was that the book turned me into a genuine beer lover, and for that I thank you Michael Jackson.

3 comments:

  1. The philosophy of tickery fascinates me. I think you're on a definite loser if you're working from a book, for the reasons you've given.

    Ticking from a website isn't going to be much fun either, IMO: it means that encountering a wonderful beer becomes a relief rather than a joy, and you're just going to get frustrated with all the "must-have" beers you can't have.

    I'm an opportunistic ticker: I drink what comes my way, and while there are beers from time to time which I desperately want to try -- just to have an opinion on them and join in the conversation about them -- I'm not going to be annoyed at not getting them, or pay over the odds to get hold of them. There is variety enough in the beer world around me to keep me happy.

    I will almost always overlook known good beer to get a tick, because occasionally the tick is better than the beer which was passed up. The opposite of being a ticker is being brand loyal, and one doesn't have to look far to see the destruction that brand loyalty has wreaked on the beer scene around the world.

    Love the blog -- keep it up.

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  2. I have the same book, but like it for the pictures (beer porn) or showing my German colleagues there's other beer outside Germany :)

    I've never called myself a ticker, but I suppose I am, but in the same way as TBN. If I see a beer I haven't had before, I'll want to try it. I try not to pay attention to rating sites, as I prefer to just stumble along. The only time I'll look for specifics is if I'm travelling somewhere and want to get certain beers to bring back with me.

    Glad to have discovered your blog! :D

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  3. One of the first beer books I bought, now scrawled all over with notes, prices, expletives and telephone numbers. Lovingly stuck back together with sticky tape as it's fallen to pieces too many times. A great book and a tantalising introduction to great beers.

    Don't be afraid to use '500' as a starting point, particularly for styles that are new to you.

    If you can't find an exact match, go bag another of that style (try ratebeer.com for alternatives).

    And tick if you want to. But when you find a beer you really love, go buy 12 bottles of it and love it even more. It's fun to be a Reluctant ticker ;-)

    Nice blog BTW - keep it up!

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